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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaand time for a new doctor

All the male gyno doctors are creepy as hell. Seriously. Perhaps its because they're exposed to too much...you know. O_O

hahaha omg i love your gynecologist.

Virgin_Tea 0

Lol @ #12 and #31

TryToBeKind 0

That is extremely unprofessional. If he knew you really well, things might be different. Emphasis on the might. I hope he was just trying to difuse the situation and try to get you to relax and be less uncomfortable. If so, he still failed at it.

erm gross. Was he cute at least?

tennisgirly 0

#32 hahahahahahahahaha

yeahreally 6

lol *sigh* ...awkward...

He probably just finished a rotation in pediatrics and thought it would be funny to try the same routine on you. I know a surgeon who was doing an operation after her maternity leave and she referred to the patient's knee instead of using the medical term and the nurses gave her a look like she had lost it.