Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Derick_Z 0
Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P
obamas_mama 0
Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?
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sparda4355 0
#130... and I suck at life! This is what I get for being a dick! It goes against my charactor!!!
MoobyTheCow 2
Quite unprofessional. #41: She said "around," not "in." I got the impression it was a bimanual exam (one hand pushing up on the uterus while the other pushing down on the abdomen.)
sparda4355 0
#135 **** me!!!! I can't do anything right today!!! LOL And LOL I was trying to figure out if it was è or é LOL I worked 13 hours today dealing with total idiots!!! They are wearing off on me!
OMGhi2YOU 0
hahaha #65 the awkward turtle fits perfect in this situation!!!
Seegtease 0
Sparda, maybe you should make a FML for the amount of times you got owned today. ;-) You have to be very very careful when correcting somebody. I've made that kind of mistake before myself. It happens, but always triple check those kinds of things.
McLaughlane 0
I'd be like "Alright, that's it, bugs bunny, get your hands out of me. now. And don't touch me again, we're done."
ayshren 0
Hell naw lol!
brewis98 0
man i cant believe your ****** is loose enough for your doctor to fit his hand in side your uterus.
grannycakes753 0
dont be so squishy
summersong89 0
HAHA oh my god that's sooo awkward... id probably get a different gyno...yours sounds creepy.