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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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rofl... sounds like something butters would say from southpark

Hahahaha your doc is awesome

so you're a sock..

HAAAAAAAAAA funniest thing I've ever heard

Haha, not so bad, really. My last one was also I new Gyno, and while his fingers are inside me he's sitting here telling me I need to go back to college or else i'll be stuck with a dead end job forever. That wasn't uncomfortable at all.

this made me lmfao xD # 12!

TudorsFan 0

oh that's really awkward.

LMAO. aww hehe

freebird417 0

Wow! Not awkward at all.

mehwhateverr 0

maybe he was trying to make you feel comfortable and just screwed up. maybe he feels really terrible about it now. just playing devil's advocate.