Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
Mason_Jayson tells us more.
This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Comments (321)
jayfx 0
This reminds me of a zit I popped once..it splat all over the mirror and blood was gushing out like a volcano. It was a mess..
softmelody22 0
this is just really funny.
kayronjm 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love the description, "gunshot wound"!!
SortaBlack 0
u could of got the aids
sinadinosaur 0
That is so digusting. Also ew that her mole hair was that long. Couldn't she trim it or something? YUCKKKKKKKKKKKK.
catspew 0
I don't understand how the mole hair being pulled out can cause bleeding... how hard exactly did you pull? Jeez.
pommeblossom 0
If you are ever going to do that again, gently pull on it. if it doesn't move, it's not loose.
star_blueanise 1
that is freaking hilarious i would do the same
jnic 0
Wow, so people call "fake" on everything BUT this? A mole hair so long that it trails down your back and beyond the hair you already have? Yeah, no.
TryToBeKind 0
Why on earth would you touch a stranger? You're lucky she didn't deck you.