Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, on a date, I told the guy I could swim. He suggested we race. I agreed to impress him. I jumped in, immediately panicked, inhaled water, and had to be helped out by a 10-year-old with floaties. He asked if I lied about anything else. FML
Today, I nearly drowned. I was at a wave pool for the first time and stupidly swam out to the deep end. When the waves turned on, I discovered I can't swim in rough water. Despite my yelling, "Help!" and flailing around, the lifeguard paid me no attention. My friend had to save me. FML
Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
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Signposthead 0
He fails, you guys are assholes.
kwosti 0
this is why you shouldn't force people into doing something they dont want to do... learn the lesson honey.....
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Comments (202)
iljajlm 4
Oh shit! That really sucks. I guess I can't blame you because you didn't know. But he is your friend so you should have. Either way it still sucks
idratherbewrestl 0
wow. dumb bitch you are... boo
SaschaSays 0
LOL YDI. Stupid.
himiranda 4
You're an idiot.
IOwnedYou 0
You guys are retards. People are scared of water for reasons.
Unregistered 0
WOW take a ******* chill pill holy shit seriously you guys need a social life if you spazz out at the OP for pushing somebody into ******* water christ they are what? 12? 13? let them ******* live life and have fun stop being such prudes and p.s. WTF? wow your life is ******* over because your "crush" saw you push a kid into a lake? wow ******* christ who the **** is moderating these fml's?
Intoxicunt 6
Who's the one spazzing out and needing a chill pill, again? Ha...
gonzolove 0
Agreed Intoxicunt.
premiermois 5
o why so serious? really. calm the damn down.
helpmeiamblind 0
I hope you and your best friend die of cancer.
zeeky 0
.. or a sky-diving accident where they find out (in the air) that one of their friends has cut open their parachutes... that would be something well-deserved.. :)
parabola 0
ok same thing happened to me during the summer some one pushed me into the water and i cant swim and i almost drowned that day because of it.would you really think it would be funny if your "friend" died? No i thought so.your a asshole YDI
paks7 0
maybe you should learn to swim
Unregistered 0
lmao i would ******* tape that shit "Sped kid drowning in a lake"
paks7 0
sweet my comment has never been blocked before oh and also **you're an asshole**
Skjerf 0
I feel for you. I can swim, but not very well, and I have a severe fear of drowning. If anyone pushed me into the water, or even worse, pushed my head underwater (by hanging onto me while I was swimming or something like that), I'd probably panic and sink. Those who think it's really funny probably don't understand what it's like.
Unregistered 0
lmao instead of ******* crying about how you cant swim maybe go learn how? think of how many ******* disabled children would love to have your legs to ******* swim and you guys are being ******* lazy and cant learn how to swim GOD I LEARNT WHEN I WAS 5 **** get over it
Plumppotato 3
even if he could swim, what happens if he hits his head? or seeing as how he wasnt swimming he was probably still in his clothes, which he could not only get tangled in, but also becomes heavier when wet making it harder to swim. and sense we are assuming he still had his clothes on, it would be safe to assume that he had his phone and wallet on his person, so thats messed up too. good job.
applelover1995 0
lol ydi u couldve asked him to jump in n he woulda told u did u jump in to get him??
screwtaylor 0
Hopefully he can float... or sink.