Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards his crotch. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to my scrotum because it gets sweaty and sticks to my leg." FML
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Debragga99 6
I guess you could say he had the... balls to say it!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Let me get this straight, you watched him struggling to sit up (without apparently helping him out) and then you got offended because he is having natural body issues? I don't think the hospital is the right place for you to work OP...
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Enslaved 38
"To the window, to the wall, To the sweat drop down my balls To all these bitches crawl To all skeet skeet ************ all skeet skeet god damn"
BntyHntrSeattle 30
What?
9echo 17
Poor guy...he isn't alone.
worldclassrager 41
I wonder at times what elderly people think...but I guess that's what he does...
perdix 31
At least he didn't ask you to free his huevos from his leg with your spatula. "Over easy" would never be the same.
oddball1972 10
This happens to all guys Not just the old and sick lol
lectricpharaoh 9
Well, all guys except maybe Lance Armstrong.
123man 11
Maybe he's not used to it because he wears briefs when he's not in the hospital. I would be the same way. Briefs prevent that!
Virtual_BS 13
Did you at least bring him a tub with water so he could wash his hands before he eats?
NoMore_CoolNames 14
That is a man struggle OP.
BunnyRose 11
aw, poor guy.
starsfan326 12
But it's true lol