scrotumscratcher
Wausau, United States
Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards his crotch. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to my scrotum because it gets sweaty and sticks to my leg." FML
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Debragga99 6
I guess you could say he had the... balls to say it!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Let me get this straight, you watched him struggling to sit up (without apparently helping him out) and then you got offended because he is having natural body issues? I don't think the hospital is the right place for you to work OP...
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ShenaniganNinja 20
You wouldn't want him to have a bad case of bat wings would ya? It's most uncomfortable.
mina73 0
the old man is human op, you DO work in a hospital, wake up and realize people are vulnerable for gods sake. grow up its hardly a FML its just life.
jenna_rae6 4
I think he was just trying to make you understand he was not being a perve.
Ilikeburritos 4
Don't act like your scrotum doesn't get sweaty and sticks to your legs.
Alikia96 20
So true
iamabamf 17
After reading all of your comments, I'd just like to verify that I'm only 15. I've been working at the hospital for about two weeks now. I did help him sit up, with the help of another CNA. I certainly laughed it off, but I didn't actually think this was going to be posted! :)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Still he shouldn't be saying that to someone your age.
Debragga99 6
I guess you could say he had the... balls to say it!
Mobyman30 9
Must be a .... "Sticky situation"
Brainnnnz 19
It sounds like he was apologizing...
yankeesfancg 13
Yeah but at least he explained himself in a pretty decent way and didn't just start grabbing around down there and make her think he was doing something else
everton99 16
Or maybe he didn't wanna think about it, maybe he just wanted to get down.
cgart96 15
He was just explaining himself, nothing wrong with that.
alycion 39
And sick people don't always have the best self censors. During my heart attack, they had me on morphine and some of the weirdest crap came out of my mouth. I had the medical staff cracking up.
ShadowNinja445 12
Some places allow an internship for young CNAs, #116. As for the OP being a CNA at 15, it may just be basef on the state on what age you can take classes to certify.
DLT_fml 20
Welcome to Male Anatomy 101.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Very good. A lot of people were probably thinking some thing else like we know where their minds are
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well at least your not thinking of the pain. I'm on three morphine pills a day with an instant relief one and it does make the pain a little more bearable and can get a little sleep then. Good luck with whatever problem you have and a speedy recovery as well
tgagliano95 15
OP it happens all the time to all guys. It isn't abnormal or weird in any way. And he explained himself using scientifically correct words.
Javier6597 19
Aren't these supposed to be anonymous?
Brainnnnz 19
#117 - I thumbed up your POS reference...
countelmo 4
op never said they were a CNA. they are probably a volunteer. that's why they were bringing the patient food.
alwaysbored13 14
Natural body issue or not, most people can afford to wait until they are alone. Or he could at least ask op to get him a glass o water or anything that would get him out of the room. I understand that we are talking about an elderly man here but not all of them develop mental issues.
SlapAndTickle 20
All of them? I hope you live long enough to have someone your current age to talk about you like you're a piece of shit.
Coeliacchic93 21
I think you'll find he said NOT all of them....
Dojan 16
I'm assuming that you're a lady and have no idea how uncomfortable and potentially painful it is to move when your privates get tangled up or stick somewhere. There is no subtle way of fixing it, if you're walking, you'll either start taking awkwardly long steps, waddle oddly or walk a bit sideways in the hope of your balls untangling and not getting crushed. It looks ridiculous, and it feels pathetic.
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The_Piquerist 7
I dont understand how this could be an fml at all. he obviously has a hard time moving around and you are a nurse/ nurse aide. you should be used to alot worse things then that. now I would understand this being an fml if he wiped his ball sweat in your hair or on your face but all he did was adjust his boys.
Testing1234 25
A little too much information dont you think?