Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
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Top comments
BlueMoonCafe 12
Bathroom foot nudging is always the best way to make new friends.
Ray9889 8
That's pretty much all your fault... Shouldn't be playing footsies with someone while in the bathroom
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Comments (116)
bingbing17 5
I laughed so hard when I saw this...
DeBoss 8
That is just great.. YDI so bad OP.. And nothing happened - so no biggie.
mauliite112 6
Do not stop do that. :D
poopycat 5
Am I the only person wondering why there was a man in the girls bathroom?
graceinsheepwear 34
Did you read the previous comments? Lots of people said that already...
blackgirllb 12
one word WoW
SteveOMcBeaveO 2
Wouldn't it be ironic if the same bum had just mugged your sister for her shoes and was hiding from the police in the ladies room?
LyraAlluse 25
One time I sang in a public restroom and the people in the stalls next to me sang along. This is a healthy alternative to footsie.
graceinsheepwear 34
Wasn't that an FML about the singing?
LyraAlluse 25
I think the person in the FML was getting his hip hop on. I on the other hand was singing Disney songs in the public restroom which everyone decided to join in on and sing along to.
press_start_bro 21
Wtf would a homeless MAN be doing in the WOMENS bathroom!?!
StacyRenae 9
You should feel proud. You gave a homeless man one of the best days of his life. Taking one for the team.
xRelapse 6
Why is your sister wearing the same shoes as a homeless man?