Today, I uploaded the first chapter of my best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story because of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending weeks working on a song that meant a lot to me, I reluctantly posted it online. The "friend" who'd convinced me to post it, commented, "This is the worst shit I've ever heard." He got 30 likes, along with a barrage of agreeing, equally terrible comments. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
Today, my teenage son gave me the completed manuscript of the novel he's been working on for 4 years. Surprised and excited that he showed so much dedication to something, I volunteered to read it. I'm only on page 16 and it's absolute drivel, with grammar that makes my eyes bleed. Only 281 pages to go. FML
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
Today, I tried really hard for once on an assignment. I was told it was my worst work yet and that I may as well have turned nothing in at all. FML
Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I tried to write a bad review for the fast-food place at which I work part-time. My username made me anonymous, but I forgot to change my profile picture. Now my manager and coworkers won't even speak to me. FML
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hunny797 5
Delete this FML
Pleonasm 36
Did you do a fanfic of 50 Shades of Grey? Who am I kidding that would become a bestseller.
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Comments (154)
simsgirlgem 25
I am so sorry Op I hate those people I'm okay with critism when its helpful like where you should fix a part not trolls
Crono943 6
Are you Lena Dunham?
Raykyogrou03 12
Consider an actual career. Some people just can't do things other people are good at.
doodoo10 10
wattpad? :)
Cobalt_the_nerdy 9
Did the book happen to be called "Faster than the Speed of Love"?
snk9045 3
Well looks like we have a Brian Griffin.
mimaayyy 7
Try going on figment.com they have much more constructive criticsm
caitiebug1119 15
Don't take it as advice to stop writing altogether, just take it as constructive criticism. Run it through a spelling and grammar checker, make sure the way you formatted it looks like a real book, and know how to punctuate and divide paragraphs. Make it sound believable. Is it painfully obvious that it's a story or are you sucking me into another world? If it's fanfiction, either make the characters sound like they do in the original work or mark it as AU. Ask the commenters how you can make it better.
feelthebite 2
What site? And I know it's not Wattpad. I already have an account there.
missd420 16
Hey, I'm on Wattpad, too! Are you a reader or a writer? I'm looking for more to read on there.
missd420 16
One of the criticisms I got on my writing is pulling away from the word "said." Instead of "he said, she said," go more for "he demanded, she insisted."