Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
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Authoress 0
I'm sorry to hear your leg is broken, but honestly? Are you a complete idiot? For the sake of humanity, I hope you are a troll.
Addicted2FML303 0
Gravity's a bitch, huh?
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Comments (468)
sexiibitch013 0
idiot
timmy455 0
ive always wanted to see if that would ever work
gabobi91 19
Dumbass!
mickii_16 0
lmao!! i can just imagine someone doing this!! but op really?? wow thats stupid Fyl indeed
janes1231234 0
just imagine at the ER Doctor:" So, what happened to your leg?" Moron:" i tried to be Mary poppins and jumped off my shed with an umbrella Doctor: " oh, umm..... goodbye "
autolikescake 0
My mom almost did this when she was FIVE. That's SORT of understandable, but if you're a teen or adult, something's wrong with you. .-.
angel55033 12
well what the hell did you think would happen dumbass
lexie17 0
I did that when I was a little kid lol needless to say it didn't work out right either
Midgecline 0
G R A V I T Y
krystalclear59 0
ohhh the things disney makes us do.