Today, I tried to get the day off because of snow and ice on the roads, which had already caused 2 accidents close to my house. My boss just called me a useless millennial, fired me, and hung up the phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
Plot twist: OP is (was) a snow plough driver.
Zachary8261 28
Find a job that understands. I’d call this a blessing, not a curse.
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Comments (34)
DanielleinDC 34
Wow, your boss is a regular Miranda Priestly. Unless you are an essential employee (like a hospital worker), any boss should understand you not wanting to risk your safety to get to work. I'm sorry.
elm1 6
I work in group homes and have about a 45 - 60 min commute. in rough weather my corworkers would rather I stay at home than risk me geting potentially injured. OP should call HR.
Evan Coomes 5
I wouldn’t wanna work for someone like that anyway.
corky1992 33
Find a job where your boss actually cares about his employees safety.
tonyfan00 38
Who's willing to bet that OP's boss took the day off?
jello_bellied_snack_snapper 19
you deserve it for being a millennial 😂😂😂 seriously tho best of luck finding a better job with a non-psychotic boss ☺
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Right, because he totally had control over when exactly he was born. /s