Ameel
Ballarat, Australia
Today, I tried to convince my daughter that the "To boldly go where no man has gone before" speech is from Star Trek, and is not an actual historical speech by the first man on the moon. She has decided to include it in her university essay on Neil Armstrong anyway. FML
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Whitesound 3
When I read the first half sentence I swear this was going to be about sex. Ahwell. Either way, your daughter doesnt seem very smart...
OL_What_FER 1
A+!
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icallbullshit 3
Females.
DuffleBagHero 4
Erm, well.. Someone isn't taking star trek seriously. I mean school. Wait what was I saying? Nevermind me.
jaff23 11
Why not tell her to watch the film or even better, look it up?
Ameel_fml 19
It's from the original series. Not one of the films. /nerd
jaff23 11
Lol I guess I should be the one to look it up!
Zebediabolical 45
To be fair, it's from several of the films as well. Before being changed to 'no one' in Undiscovered Country.
danielwilliams57 6
One small sentence for your daughter, one large laugh when read.
widget777 0
Damn it, Jim! I'm a student - not a historian!
Axipiter 24
I sincerely hope she receives an F-.
Stormdriven37 6
You shoulda used the Vulcan death grip on her. Live long and prosper, BITCH.
perdix 31
A nice mom would tell her, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." A fun mom would tell her, "Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers founded upon this continent a new nation . . ."
livibobs98 7
i love star trek and i am a girl
KiddNYC1O 22
Our moon is simply beautiful =].