Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I tried doing a hair dye at home for the first time. I misread the instructions and left the dye on for twice the recommended time. Now my hair is the color of a traffic cone and brittle enough to break if I sneeze. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, in an effort to save money, I dyed my hair at home. I used the wrong shade, or brand, or maybe I shouldn’t have bought a cheap one, but now I look like a mutant traffic cone. My boss asked if I was “expressing myself” or “just having a midlife crisis.” I can’t afford to fix it, so I’m stuck like this for weeks. FML
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bhopejohnston 16
Um yeah, if you had black hair you have to bleach it first....that was your first mistake.
homesuckfucker 28
Yeah. Even if you were bleaching it, and not dying it, like you said you were, going from a natural dark color to a blonde typically won't yield desired results. Especially not with an at home kit. You're better off spending the money to have it professionally done.
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Comments (113)
LT_Silva101 18
Uh dyed blonde hair looks horrible trust me. Especially if you're Latina/black/Asian. Keep it black :)
DoomedGemini 38
That's your opinion, I don't see why anyone should listen to a random person on here about what they want to do with their appearance.
mezochan 29
Lmao I've done this before, just wear a hat for a while and dye your hair back to black.
KrDizzy 16
I made this mistake at 14. Go to a professional.
GeorgiaBea 28
Never ever ever try to dye your hair blonde by yourself. My stylist made me promise to never do it again after I turned my hair orange.
lizzi6692 7
Trying to make that drastic of a change on your own was kind of dumb.
sillygirl247 14
your not supposed to the it up. plus u need to bleach it before u go blonde...
hannahkonda 14
I mean you kinda sound like you have a tiger on your head now. Tigers are cool right? Sorry OP. sounds like it's time to see a professional to see if they can fix it.
UTIGUY 2
halloween is only 10 months away....
lucygwen 5
You shouldn't dye your hair blonde from black yourself, if you can't afford a hair dresser than you can't afford blonde, it's very expensive to maintain. Look at the plus side of the failure, your regrowth would have been just as bad.
lucygwen 5
By the way, getting rid of blonde dye is extremely difficult and/or expensive so good luck !
pink_raindrops 26
Its not expensive to get rid of her mistake, she just has to get a box of black dye and she will be back to normal in a day