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Today, I took my lunch break to buy my mom a pretty orchid. I took it to her apartment (to which I have a key), placed it on her coffee table with her card, and went back to work, pleased with my surprise. She called me later to ask why I got her a stick in a pot of dirt. Her cat ate the orchid. FML

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randomoutburst 0

(This is my FML, made an account after the submission...) plethora, orchids run about $20-30 and the cat had eaten ALL of it. Not just the flowers...stem too. So I don't think it's going to grow back. Orchids are delicate. :)

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MileyCyrusIsHot 5

to show love for his/her mom..?

Luckster 0

At least the cat had an expensive meal.

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Comments (64)

Jessalyn059 0

A lot of Orchids are toxic to cats....so your lucky that the cat didn't die!

atomicmrpelly 2

Cats are rubbish!

rakhil11 7

23 is my hero

eppie 0

thats y those ******* need to die.....all of them

PredyJessica 0

cats.don't u just love them ^^

rollandrock1 0

haha, a pot and a stick lmao

itbeme 0

at least it wasnt a lilly if a cat eats a lilly it will die that would have been a huge fml

Chooka 0

Cats strike again! Our cat drinks the water from the fountain in our back yard. Reminds me of the FML with the kite string if anyone has read that one...

yay4felix 0

Suck. That was sweet of you to do that for your mom, though.

Jeef27 0

I'm sure your mom appreciates the thought though