progressiveboink
United States
Today, I took my lunch break to buy my mom a pretty orchid. I took it to her apartment (to which I have a key), placed it on her coffee table with her card, and went back to work, pleased with my surprise. She called me later to ask why I got her a stick in a pot of dirt. Her cat ate the orchid. FML
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MileyCyrusIsHot 5
to show love for his/her mom..?
Luckster 0
At least the cat had an expensive meal.
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Comments (64)
I2OI3 0
Why is this on FML?? This is bad content!
randomoutburst 0
#23 Funny, I liked. #27 Yes, it was a Mother's Day gift. #30 If you don't like what's being posted, GO MODERATE THE SUBMISSIONS. Also, whoever said something about "he"... I'm a girl. :)
katieface 0
to the OP: this is the first time i've ever seen the OP actually comment their FML haha.
digapygmy 0
Not really an FML... Sucky, but no.
randomoutburst 0
#32 Really? I guess most people either aren't registered, don't know there are comments (in fact, I only recently discovered this), and probably wouldn't care to be identified. ;)
DeadMansCrack 4
whats with all of these retarded FMLs about cats. ugh. i hate everyone.
mother_green7 0
oooo! orchids are so beautiful! what a shame!
YungMarlon23 0
This is one reason I hate cats. They're one of the asshole animals of the domesticated world. I say skin the thing and get her a new rug instead >:)
RIKANA 0
38, Thats not a really nice thing to say...what would you say if some one said that about your fravorite animle? RI
TLQ 0
My cat loves orchids too. Though he just chews the flowers to bits when they've fallen off. He also likes to run around carrying them in his mouth, so cute. :)