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Today, I took my lunch break to buy my mom a pretty orchid. I took it to her apartment (to which I have a key), placed it on her coffee table with her card, and went back to work, pleased with my surprise. She called me later to ask why I got her a stick in a pot of dirt. Her cat ate the orchid. FML

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randomoutburst 0

(This is my FML, made an account after the submission...) plethora, orchids run about $20-30 and the cat had eaten ALL of it. Not just the flowers...stem too. So I don't think it's going to grow back. Orchids are delicate. :)

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MileyCyrusIsHot 5

to show love for his/her mom..?

Luckster 0

At least the cat had an expensive meal.

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rukusrazor 0

Enjoy your ******* stick bitch. Lucky you got anything. Why are mom's on this site always so mean?

Endymion_fml 0

Well that's just GAME OVER, man. GAME OVER. Your life is so ****** now you should probably just kill yourself.

cefarix 5

Today, I was looking for my food, but my master had forgotten to put it out. Starving, I looked around for any meat I could find. But no, there just had to be no meat. I had to settle for an ugly looking plant on her kitchen table. Now I have diarrhea. FML Today, I was bought by a human to please his mom. As I was opening up my petals to shine bright and beautiful, a cat jumps up and devours my flower. Now I have to wait another year to grow a new flower. FML Today, a beautiful plant was placed in my soil. A human then bought me and brought me to a house. A few minutes later, a cat ate the the beautiful plant that was growing in me. The she-human had to stare at me naked. FML

columbusgirl 0

Lol ... you know. how to write an FML!

RIKANA 0

#23 that just made my day!

mylifeisfuckedd 0

#23 those were the stupidest things ever. Not funny.

brkn_hearted 0

lol at #23 but i hope it wasn't a poisonous orchid...

cbrown89 0

was this your mother's day present? o.0

AlexNeenan 0

#23 is an impostor! It was in fact I who ate said orchid! I am the almighty limecat, and I will be worshipped! No cursed flower is match for my impenetrable bowels! Death to all plant life! ...actually, it tasted like meow mix...

trackrunner525 0

lol @23...but ya, that sucks man :-P...i hate cats lol