Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
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Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
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Lmc22391 6
"Accidentally". Well that's one way to get a passing score.
zandalee 20
Could be worse. You could have accidentally reached over and grabbed his willy!!!
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Comments (102)
GetBent730 5
I accidentally started rubbing on my friends girlfriends leg, inner thigh once. That did not work out too well
RedPillSucks 33
The problem, of course, is that you weren't driving at the time.
worldclassrager 41
They should understand it seems to calm the nerves
justtheotherguy 12
better luck next time
WeskersSexslave 15
Who does that? A bad driver? That's how people get into accidents.
sxm 13
Jahahahahaha that is so damn funny. Holy shit this made me laugh. Thank you for the chuckle.
acisking 1
I kiss my girlfriend at red lights, let's hope that habit doesn't carry over for me!xP
Macherni 5
At least you didn't start giving him road head.
stiffster 5
well if you didn't go all the way at that point you probably failed
Michelleisme 5
If you're taking a driving test why would You be driving with your boyfriend
Epickitty58 29
She wasn't driving with her boyfriend. She just held the instructor's hand out of habit.
krispykrinkle 5
if you were used to driving why did you have to take a driving test?