Today, I took a coach bus to travel to New York. Along the way, the bus stopped at Burger King and I went out to buy some food. When I got back, I couldn't find the bus. It left without me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on, and drive away. FML
Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML
Today, my roommate wanted me to try out a new bus route home, I knew it might take longer but she really wanted me to try, so I went with her. After waiting for ages at The Exchange bus stop for the last bus home, we missed it, and had to take an Uber. FML
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False_Stupidity 42
Was it meant to be a food stop? Did you tell the driver that you were getting food and would be back? Was the line at Burger King so long that the driver assumed you had been kidnapped and gave up?
orios105 18
Those 10 pc chicken nuggets for $1.49 are to blame. That offer was just too darn irresistible you missed your bus. that sucks. lol.
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Comments (41)
Thatissarcastic 17
Buses don't wait like that, ydi.
aetherninja 1
If that's the BK in Vernon, let me know. I can give you a ride somewhere local if you need if you're stuck.
just_dorky_me 22
It sounds like you took a nerd to a place that's been strictly made for geeks. It's a common mistake though so don't feel too bad.
just_dorky_me 22
Ok but really I'm sorry that he probably ruined the movie for you Op, it sounds like you'd really been looking forward to it.
just_dorky_me 22
Wow, left this on the wrong FML, please down vote me.
VikingLynne 18
You can't tell me what to do! Take ALL my likes ;-)
VikingLynne 18
Home alone, Burger King edition!
ThatSupaNerd 5
Coach buses don't make food stops, it was probably an actual stop so he assumed you wouldn't be back. Sorry OP
fantasyworld 39
Was it a food stop?