Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I started the conversation where I intended to confess to my crush that I like her. I first asked her if she liked me. She asked me to define my terms. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I finally told the guy I like that I'm in love with him. He's the first person I have ever fallen in love with and owning up to my feelings was nerve-wracking due to my anxiety. He rejected me and ghosted me after saying he would get in touch soon. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
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Dekton 0
at least he went first and didn't make it awkward as hell
jim_witness 0
Shia, that little voice you're talking about prevented me from contracting herpes. More than meets the eye.
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Comments (24)
cmac86 24
Good thing you didn't go first!
tazzled 0
Well I guess it's better than you telling him you love him and THEN he has to tell you about his engagement. Even more awkward -()-
Ericabbyx22 0
well atleast you didnt go first, if you did your gonna be embarrased
Poepiepiesie 3
Engagement? I do not see any morale objections if he had not yet committed himself.
budd28 0
ya shoulda went first
PedoPancakes 7
At least he went first. :/ Otherwise it coulda turned out, AWKWARD.
Right_Click 12
Sounds a lot like a depressing chick flick.
jweb1434 6
Well at least you didn't embarrass yourself by going first
mea_iloveskiing 26
Im sorry
GirlWhoLovesVB 9
Well it's a good thing he said it before you confessed to him. That would've been awkward