Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I learned that my father, who died when I was a child, was not in fact my father. This comes as my mom, who has been present and loving my whole life, passed away without providing any additional information. I'm a grown man and my family also had no idea. FML
Today, I’ve been bricking it about telling my mom I’m pregnant but aren’t getting married to my boyfriend. My mom has a big thing about marriage. Then grandma told me mom’s just a hypocrite, because she got pregnant not only wasn’t she married, they had to do a DNA test to see who was my dad. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
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Top comments
MikuandKaito 24
Sorry, but you deserve it. Having multiple partners is fine and I'll never judge you for it, but using protection was a must. You should have been more responsible.
jkjorn 18
Family traditions are nice and all, but this is the kind that'll land you on Maury.
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Comments (29)
HalfRetarded127 18
Like mother like daughter
TumblrweedPasses 11
Guess it runs in the family.... Have sex all you like but ffs be safe about it
Kitsi 14
So wonderful for the child to have no clue who fathered them. Good job.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, like mother like daughter. Do you two not know the meaning of the word "monogamy?"
weaboo 12
Well he’s still your father to you even if you didn’t come out of his balls
JoeMe 2
So, **** runs in your family?
Mistic1979 4
Ooh duck, duck, loosey goosey.