jesifairy
Australia
Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML
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uzworm 4
Kinky.
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misterie_fml 6
cute :D
7341902 0
Why would you tell your girlfriend that.....?
Derwinx 2
Lol xDDD your girlfriend is awesome xD
ShawnaMariie 5
Do she know what a vegetable is? Or was she actually being serious? lmao
MaoKittyMaoMao 6
Well she's basically saying she would eat you and that she wants you inside her.
happysmartg 5
Too bad potatoes are a starch, and aren't even vegetables.
monkeymegmo 4
Blond much?
emilykt282 0
why doesn't anyone find it weird that he told his girlfriend he'd care for her if she were a vegetable ? I guess it's only me that that doesn't come up in my every day conversations..
_overandout_ 10
Hoping she was joking - if not, it might be time to run. She sounds a little nutty - no, scratch that - VERY nutty.
atishe24 9
Aww, French fries! <3