Love: Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if...

By jesifairy - 13/04/2012 04:46 - Australia

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

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Friday 13 April 2012 12:39

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uzworm 4

Friday 13 April 2012 11:50

Kinky.

JackIsHere 4

Friday 13 April 2012 11:47

ISo would

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mikocleo 1

Monday 16 April 2012 17:18

cute

E001mek 5

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:46

if that's not a "please do me" hidden message then I don't know what is

fjbi100 2

Monday 23 April 2012 19:15

haha fat ****.

charlie098648 1

Friday 20 July 2012 18:44

at least your girlfriend will eat you

KingreX32 21

Tuesday 13 November 2012 6:26

lol she's a keeper.

helpfulperson 9

Tuesday 12 February 2013 23:10

I see what she did there!

rprsupercar 0

Monday 26 May 2014 10:44

She was probably joking.. I think

maxx1222 12

Tuesday 24 June 2014 9:32

That is funny

Kekslama 5

Monday 21 July 2014 0:31

conversations like that keep your relationship going.

mynameischarles 13

Friday 6 November 2015 2:23

My girlfriend has a sense of humor. FML.

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