Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
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JGKLassiter 6
He's an insensitive jerk. Sorry to hear about this, OP. He should have been more open-minded and realized what's attractive to you. Just because you like both genders doesn't mean you'll do anything like cheat.
mif_fml 27
Just because you're bisexual doesn't mean you're automatically ok with threesomes... -_-
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Comments (50)
Marzell 12
Sorry OP. Some people just won't understand unfortunately.
nemcali 34
Greedy! Only joking. Sorry yo hear that but it can be a tough thing to accept
hedegi 6
I agree with him. Makes sense to me.
rockhead1270 5
Why is he a prick? I wouldn't want to even kiss someone that could (obviously) have STD. I guess that's where you put your tounge?
swick25 22
So what you are saying is that OP is carrying STD's because she is bisexual? I just want to make sure that I understand the stupidity of your comment!
ErinRosado 14
Did you read the FML?
tayymeds 23
Humor me, so let's say I'm attracted to guys and girls, and if I've been with a guy and a girl, then BOOM! I automatically have the clap? Please, go back to school.
rockhead1270 5
Well, if a girl goes down on a girls biscuit that has STD, then, well, surely you can understand from there. I'm a male and I don't give guys ******** so I ain't worried where you went to school
smokecloud_ 37
Because straight people can't give each other STDs. The ignorance, it hurts.
tayymeds 23
So you're saying guys can't give girls sexually transmitted diseases through oral sex? Only girl to girl, or man to man? Yes, please go back to school.
swick25 22
Ignorance is not bliss in this dudes case. Please get some sort of sex education or at the least learn on how STD's are passed from one person to another.
reaper411b 2
wow, what a douche. i'd be psyched.
AlwaysWatching 27
Why would he be worried about competition if he's already your boyfriend. Wow. Sorry OP
Ksweety_fml 27
Well, I don't blame him. I wouldn't date a guy if he was bisexual either. You should've told him before y'all got together.
Ziggy122 15
Unfortunately, much of society has pretty much that same mentality on bisexuality. "Oh, so they can have a boyfriend AND a girlfriend?" Sorry, OP. You deserve better than that douche anyway.
TheatreFanatic 2
Your boyfriend (ex) is an idiot...
Martnikk 15
Usualy a guy would be like " Want a threesome or something?"