Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy, when suddenly he pulled out and told me that "he had another fat chick meeting him in twenty minutes." FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
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redhusk89 0
FAIL. Hope you've got good recovery time and she's got a sense of humor. FYI if you've got a live willing sexy woman with you WTF do you need **** for unless you were trying to talk her into a new position (or location). YDI because from where I'm sitting as a guy you just said to your gf she isn't hot enough to get you up AND you are so hot for the girl on screen that any stimulation will set you off. P.S you made it almost 1/7 of the time needed by the way. According to recent studies the average time it takes for a woman to climax is about 7 minutes. Also another thing you might want to consider is that Men tend to be able to last twice to three times as long the second time. Point is get a ******** then get her off with your hands or mouth. THEN tap that!
Jonesy_fml 0
Maybe it was just. that. hot.
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Comments (155)
jaybirdka 0
pathetic
Mr_Sharkings 5
>_> OP's sn made me lol
genius_man16 1
so i guess you... JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS
zach5432 3
*zach likes this*
LuckyCharms_fml 0
Chill out guys he was just trying something with his gf. Sounds like a fine idea to me, gets everyone a bit more excited, makes it more fun! (And I'm a girl)
Jivesliven 24
It shows you as male. On that note, why does your gender matter here? We get it, you're a down to earth "girl" that all men are looking for, etc. etc...
Kitty34_fml 0
I never really understood the appeal of watching **** during sex. Why watch people having sex and distract yourself from ACTUALLY having sex? That's like not going to the amusement park because you want to stay home and play Roller Coaster Tycoon. I don't know many girls who would go along with this. "Yeah babe, you're hot and all but.. I'd rather look at someone else's naked body while you pleasure me".
stencer 0
Haha, amen 25!
beyondperception 0
You have a girlfriend. Shouldn't it be better than ****?
Jaywin 3
It just sounds like you weren't ready for what you were getting into. Rookie mistake I guess so better luck next time.
nikki1001 0
I watched **** with my bf once prior to having sex and it just made it hotter because watching the **** turns you on and gets you more in the mood. Makes you wanna be crazier. It's not that he needed it to get off, it was just to add more excitement. A lot of people do it. Some of you need to get out more if you don't understand that!! That said...WOW, I'd be so disappointed if I was your gf.....
jumpgurl23 0
wow. your gf must hate ur guts. The trick is to watch it BEFORE you have sex. So maybe you wont make ur gf feel useless. jackass. YDI.