By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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circayouandme 0

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

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midnyte 0

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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bibbit 0

YDI for have such a whorish friend and stupid boyfriend

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SidneyShocker 0

That's AWFUL

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haha_pitylaugh 0

wow what a conversation starter there....he sucks

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der_Jabberwhock 0

Sheesh... That was awfully direct. Almost as if your boy is bragging.

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evilchickenb 0

hahahahahahaha this is the funniest 1 ive heard! :D

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LilyMarie15 0

wow, that shit's ****** up!

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SammyD 0

OMG. Cut both of them!!! And then, when the hoe has the child. Make a false report of child abuse :D

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Jari 0

Because trying to strike up a conversation with your boyfriend is bad enough to warrant being betrayed by two of the most important people in your life.

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