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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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circayouandme 0
Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.
midnyte 0
Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.
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Comments (440)
Me_You_Us 7
Are you retarded?
Me_You_Us 7
"Oh thats too bad me too"
DucAlec 3
Lol, straight to the point.
mmblack0599 0
EPIC! Condom fail!
scarred_foreva 40
No, a guy this cool would use the pull out method, if she was lucky. He is too slick to let a condom stop his fun /s.
Kaylejoe 0
Heck no, abortion is wrong and sick!
gabrielfontaine 2
WTF
Yaharia 3
In one txt you got rid of two of the biggest parasites in your life. Gratz
Jakespeed207 4
Well, gotta admit, at least he didn't hide it till the last minute, though that was pretty damn harsh
swaggiemarie 1
omg. i feel anger welling up inside me just reading this.
stripper89 0
That sucks!