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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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circayouandme 0
Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.
midnyte 0
Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.
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Comments (440)
Fentown_fml 4
Oh my God, adorable illustration. Haha, poor puppy... ... but that really does suck OP. FYL.
TitanicFanatic12 0
Set up some cameras or somthing in his house/apartment and watch while he goes bankrupt, cant take care of the kid, and swears nonstop at your best friend. It'll be MTV live XD
Kitkat906 0
Umm maybe cuz she didn't know about it? It's like asking a two year old "How is the war not your fault?"
cristinaFML 0
ouch FYL
Ascalon 2
Quote Bob Marley. Truth be told, everyone's gonna hurt you. You just have to find the one who's worth suffering for.
Starlight246 0
ouch. he obviously wasnt worth it.
xashleenicolex 0
It's most likely it's a dumb friend, brother, sister, etc f***ing around.
Oreogasm 5
This is retarded when an illustrated FML can say "****", but I can't have an avatar with a caption saying "he put it in my butt."
TheComputerGuy96 16
In the illustration, she yelled at the dog because "dogs are people's best friends".
Lolzords 11
and women aren't people.
Raawrr 0
messed up , but the illustration is hilarious. :]