Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML
Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I got my phone back after bringing it in to get a crack in the screen repaired. The crack is fixed, but now the touch screen doesn't work and it won't connect to the Internet. I essentially paid to have my phone broken even more. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Two minutes to drop it? Were you on an airplane at 40,000 ft when you dropped it? Or was it one of those comedy scenes where you were juggling and bobbling it and finally it fell to the ground and got smashed?
suaveneanderthal 0
are you sure it wasn't a new iphone? all phone's on this website seem to be iphones
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Comments (74)
vrally 3
The employee votes: "I agree, your life sucks" Ahahah as do I. Sympathy, mate
brelta 0
If you hadnt left the store (and ur in australia) u wouldve had it replaced free of charge.
Blackpuppy15 0
i agree your0life sucks, BUT you did it to yourself
PortiaQuinn 2
Two minutes to break it? Lucky. I've been trying to break my phone for 7 years, but its impossible. Yea...My dad got me the Nokia when I was younger and said he would buy me a better phone if it breaks...
NoDontKillMe 19
That's what Otter boxes are for!
Sarahjoy153 9
I bet it was an iphone. No phone shatters their screen on the first drop & as fast as an iPhone. But for some reason people keep buying them.
Link7130 4
you moron. you're were probably one of those assholes who leave a phone store without a case