Anonymous
United States
Today, I started an awesome job with competitive pay. I also found out that the place is closing its doors in June. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
Anonymous
Stavanger, Norway
No silver linings
Today, I found out that I can no longer work at my dream job because of their financial status. And of course, just now that I was finally beginning to be happy with my life, something like this naturally had to happen. FML
Anonymous
End of the road
Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML
unemployed
The Colony, United States
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
yupimher
The long goodbye
Today, I found out my job is trying to get me to quit. FML
anonymous
Today, it was the first day of my new job. It was also the last day of my new job. I got a call immediately after finishing my shift to be told the company has "decided to go in a different direction" and will no longer be needing my services. FML
tjm
United States
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Trist
Well shit.
Today, after moving 1,400 miles across the country, quitting my full-time job, and selling most of my furniture to attend flight school, I got a call a month before my start date saying that they are closing my location. FML
Top comments
goldenone 2
you having this job makes it easier to find another.
marinus_fml 20
Stick to the job! you have 6 months to find another one! No rush.
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Comments (65)
DocBastard 40
Not all strip clubs survive. You'll find another, even sleazier one.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
if you need any recommendations, I'm sure docbastard knows the sleaziest ones around. ;) it'll help if you're either a dwarf or have a prosthesis of some sort.
Schizomaniac 24
OOOOOOOOOOHHH. And the response?
DocBastard 40
Schitzo, please. I'm much more mature than that. If you're looking for a nasty comeback, you won't get one here. Fact is, I own several strip clubs which cater to all sorts of fetishes. FMLiest knows me well, as he is my best customer.
sourgirl101 29
Chris Rock says there is "No Sex (in the Champagne Room)"
DocBastard 40
Why did someone click the "thumbs down" on FMLiest? His comment totally trumped mine. *clicks thumbs up*
ImaginaryFoe 1
Volley and return. FMLiest? Ball's in your court. *clicks on thumbs up for both*
loganberrybat 11
The pair of you need to get lives
mintcar 10
Aw, bummer. Well, look for a job while working this one. You'll be fine.
sweet_candy_ 17
Have fun while it lasts :)
wouter320 0
Just wait till it closes and then find another job
iheartglasses 0
Haha Doc :) But yes OP, it does suck that you found a good job thats closing. On the other hand, like most commenters are saying, you can look for a new job in plenty time while still making money
qtbabe127 22
put in as many hours as possible, and because u did so well in this job, you'll be hired relatively quickly.
rebwonders 0
at least you know ahead of time! It takes a job to get a job, so happy hunting. also you can really show a future employer what a valuable employee you are by how you handle this situation.
Jimboom 12
Helloooo redundancy cheque
catatonicsleep 17
Work hard and get a good reference then it should be easier to get a new job
nerdsgetmehot 23
Well, at least you have a great job until then! Enjoy it while it lasts and take that time to find another promising job.