Miscellaneous: Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor... - FML

By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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Zer0de 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:25

Haha wow. You rocked too hard

yme 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:07

sprained it on easy, that's y they laughed

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Mattsta123 5

Wednesday 24 February 2010 8:20

haha

lonelymisfit 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:38

epic! I love guitar hero! :D

bangscr3w 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:44

pussy

Lillies98 0

Friday 30 April 2010 4:49

haha I got a blood blister in one hand and another blister on the other from rock band... I thought it was the coolest injury ever and I'm a girl... haha you wuss

immazombeastxD 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 8:17

wow, I bet he's one of those faggots who air guitars in random public places and has his huge headphones on full blast around his neck playing some horrible metal/rock music

tricHster 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 9:05

...You went to the ER for a sprained wrist?

Weskus0203 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 13:30

guitar hero is awsum ydi too all u haters

Riemurasia 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:45

Whyyyy would you go to the ER for a simple sprain?! >_<

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:02

haha aww man fyl

mmady92 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:08

thats why you gotta limber up first! Lol i spraned my ankle playing the drums (i dont even know how) so NP!

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