Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Night on the town
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Slipping up
Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
Today, freshly dumped and at a bar, I focussed my attention on trying to stand in such a way that I looked like an attractive, alluring, confident person. Apparently I forgot how to successfully stand upright and sprained my ankle. FML
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coolboy675 16
I think that's a sign to get off your high horse
TheDragonWarrior 5
Not so high and mighty now are you?
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carminecris89 13
I don't know how you can't walk in them, but you might want to practice by walking around in them a little. Make sure you get a good brand so they don't hurt and fit perfectly, a bad shoe might be what's keeping you from doing better in them. Every girl should have at least one sexy pair of heels.
onorexveritas 24
no sympathy from me
Kingbreezy04 10
Nice name OP
ElenaMaria18936 2
I have done that too lol!!
elizacandle 29
ouch on your pride and your ankle
lebanesebarbie 15
Don't think too much of yourself next time :)