dumbass
United States
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
klutz
United States
Night on the town
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
????
United States
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
IvyBlackeyes
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Slipperywhenwet
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML
snidpea
France
Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
chinchilla4404
United States
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Anonymous
United States
Slipping up
Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
jjcod
London, United Kingdom
Today, freshly dumped and at a bar, I focussed my attention on trying to stand in such a way that I looked like an attractive, alluring, confident person. Apparently I forgot how to successfully stand upright and sprained my ankle. FML
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coolboy675 16
I think that's a sign to get off your high horse
TheDragonWarrior 5
Not so high and mighty now are you?
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dsl1123 8
Gravity is a bitch.
kishuu_fml 1
That's what Sheldon said.
coolboy675 16
What does that make inertia? ._.
xalba 9
Walking in heels is a skill, start of with baby steps. Don't put on a 6 inch heel for the first time an expect to be a pro. Start of with the granny heels and work your way up. Good luck! Once you perfected the skill it will be worth it. ;)
evilplatypus 39
If you balance all your weight on the balls of your feet, you can start off with an 8 inch heel if you want. It's when you try to balance your weight on the heel that you have problems.
ebonyirony 29
Lol my feet are so flat that I can only wear heels for my arches. The orthotics don't work. 6inch heels a lot. Good thing I'm short.
emeraldisle 30
Your username speaks volumes.
mikeofthunder 13
Maybe stick to slippers for now, slick ;)
nelds 12
Slippers > heels. Any day.
Enslaved 38
Wedges! Baby steps, baby steps.(:
immaMonsta 8
High heels aren't meant for everyone.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Especially not for me. :P
54754N4 14
especially with that duck face
olpally 33
Nice try, Meg.
kjklopu 1
It wouldve been better if u were male. Ydi
KiddNYC1O 22
Please explain...
captainburke 5
Well there's always next time ;)
thelinlinx3 10
Ydi for trying to prove somebody wrong, but I would hate for that to happen to me :(