Xia
United States
Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KittyKat168
Germany
Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
footstuck
Winterville, United States
Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
Anonymous
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Ouch
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
lithium-dreams
Fragile
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
couturier
France
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
HarvestMoon_gal
United States
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Cool moves
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Slasher
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
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pcakewafflebacon 0
at least you didn't pick your nose
Sun_Kissed18 25
Aren't we in a pickle now :)
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Comments (82)
allmidnighteyes 11
At least you didn't try to use super glue as lube.
Cyrus00 41
Ha, american pie!
megalolmaker 0
Fail? xD
skootergirl2010 0
haha da exact thing happened to mee a few weeks ago lol FML
Panther_fml 0
da?? wtf is da??? you think you are cool for "gangstering" up your words??? learn english!
JeanVaJean 6
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AzN1337c0d3r 0
It's not even the cold water that makes it hard. It's the water, period. Please Google things before you decide to take stupid decisions. You could have easily gotten a burn from doing that. Water + superglue = lots and lots of heat. F***ing amateurs.
ibemad_fml 0
just put it in warm, soapy water and it comes right off. I've done this before. :)
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
oh that sucks best of luck dude
rhythmbandit 0
acetone-- it's in nailpolish remover .... try it.
resin_gal 0
that happened to me and the floor.. honey!! get the acetone now!!
Superawesomestev 0
What
aNet_fml 12
Water is a catalyst to speed up the reaction, unfortunately for you.