Mystery LeRale
United States
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
seriouslybored
United States
Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML
annoym
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Masterclass
Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
Youdontneed2knowmyname
United States
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Dying Whale
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
xoccerplaya
United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML
ineedalife
Australia
Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML
dang ol' anonymous, man
Get me out of here
Today, I was stuck in a room for eight hours with several guys doing impressions of Boomhauer from King of the Hill. Talkin' 'bout that dang ol' FML. FML
Beatrix
Canada
Procrastinating my life away
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Im tired
Take a break
Today, out of pure exhaustion, I laughed way too hard at something my coworker said. I got the giggles, and I couldn't stop. When everyone stopped talking, I realized I was the only one still laughing, sounding unhinged. I need a vacation. FML
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happypink_fml 0
its better then spending all day on here
C0okieMonster 0
Pfft, of course you have something better to do!!! EAT COOKIES!!!! Cookie!
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frmicolo 5
Today, I found out that my sister doesn't always like blasting her music in the car. Apparently, she usually listens at a reasonable volume, and turns it up only when I'm in the car to discourage me from talking to her. FML