Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours preparing dinner for my fianc''s grandparents, whom I've never met. At dinner, his grandmother says to him, "If you're going to pick someone to spend the rest of your life with, at least make sure she can cook." I'm the executive chef at a 4 star restaurant. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, I spent my entire day off making a brisket. It had been cooking for 8 hours when, just before dinner, I went for a quick jog. In that time my girlfriend came home and ruined it by trying to make it the way she wanted. I'm a chef and she's an office worker. We couldn't eat it. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML
Today, I spent 4 hours making a cheesecake for my brother's girlfriend, which she begged me for a week to make. After my oven breaking and having to buy a new hand mixer, she tells me she's not going to eat it because this morning she decided to try being a vegan because, "it sounds interesting." FML
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CaptainDDL 0
That sucks, but before you go all-out on a meal like that you should at least know what she likes and doesn't like.
Wildcard 0
awww :( i eat beef, when's dinner?? :P
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Comments (242)
Dysdain 2
find a new firlfriend that isnt a hippy vegetarian...
daisygal77 3
Most people buy pork ribs!
Monty3038 8
You deserve it because you don't know how to spell marinade.
InsanishDanish 10
I am amazed at the stupidity of the comments. Ribs can be made from beef too, you know.
kmwilson 0
Ribs can be pork or beef you just need to know your stuff
keidus324 6
Good thing most ribs are pork then eh?
fletchdawg 2
IM COMING OVER WHERES THIS DINNER AT
Orchard 33
I know right?!
Orchard 33
I wish my husband would cook like this for me :( Oh well. If I was that chick though, I might have made an effort to take a bite of it just because he went to all the trouble of being romantic and cooking for her. Although OP should have found out what she eats first...so opinions can really go either way on this one.
mkcherry 14
If she doesn't eat beef for religious reasons, I completely not understand her eating any but otherwise she's just kind of a bitch for not even trying it. Im allergic to mollusk (clams, muscles, oysters etc) and if anyone ever offers to cook for me its the first thing i mention before I even accept the offer (mostly because I don't want to die of anaphylaxis but also because its rude to have someone inconvenience themselves to feed you and not eat any). I find people who are picky about their food annoying as hell anyways so I'd just take her out from then on, but if you want to cook for her make sure you get a complete list of what she doesnt or wont eat before you try again.
KevinFlynn 13
should of checked with her parents first