Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I spent 5 minutes trying to get into my car because the key fob wouldn't work. It wasn't my car. Same model, same colour, same parking spot, just wrong floor. The actual owner was watching me struggle from the Aldi trolley station the whole time, clearly amused. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML
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Top comments
halcyon93 16
Not the most observant person in the world, are we?
TheGolfGTI 24
Quarter of an hour? You spent that long doing that? You would of thought after a while why it didn't make much cents.
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Comments (73)
Xobubblyxo 23
Wow. Fifteen whole minutes. Sorry it took you SO long
Kielnmsoftly 26
I've done stuff like this while tired so maybe OP was sleep deprived or under the influence. One time after pulling 2 all nighters in a row, with no coffee or energy drinks as I had no money to spare, I put my phone in the fridge and left it there for like 5 minutes before I had a friend call me. I also broke my ps3 controller a couple of years ago because I hadn't slept in about 2 days and accidentally brought it into the bathroom then realized so I chucked it on the counter. I turned on the faucet to was my hand and heard a weird buzzing noise. It still doesn't work when it's charging so I don't even use it. ?
yzzob 3
fifteen minutes*
iamsofuckedupla 19
15 whole minutes of your life...
mmcclel 4
You couldn't have just said 15 minutes?
Luke1989 4
Either this is BS or you are a genuine dummy. Either way it's comical
nagromekarD04 5
You mong