Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML
kunjac0945 tells us more.
kunjac0945 21
OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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fakenibba 23
I wonder which will be more expensive to fix :0
Arrow26 4
Talk about a slip-up.
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Comments (78)
andreitaxx89 13
That was a hell of a break, OP.. Both for your knee and for summer.. I hope you had a better one the following year ;)
FuKcMee 32
two birds with one stone
worldclassrager 41
That could have gone better...get well soon OP
dc2fresh 15
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KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
I think that's the most Pitiful thing I have ever seen on FML. Holy crap op. FYL all the way
guii_fml 24
Talk about a series of unfortunate events
bonermonkey 31
this is the most fyl FML I have ever read, sorry you're having such an awful time OP :(
sk8girl1997 4
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a toilet to the knee c: :3
trrevorrmorran 16
Normally I would laugh about your misfortune but I can't bring myself to. That ******* sucks op.
katekoala 13
This has the makings of a great limerick