Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML
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kunjac0945 21
OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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fakenibba 23
I wonder which will be more expensive to fix :0
Arrow26 4
Talk about a slip-up.
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Comments (78)
Kaoticwolf 17
you seem to have a severe.case of bad luck
exergency 17
Anyone who put YDI, you're a horrible person.
kozzard 17
or feels that OP should have cleaned up the vomit they slipped in at the time they originally made that mess, so they wouldn't have slipped in it and shattered knee and toilet
earlytermination 34
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rainbowsRlove 15
can't win em all! sounds like a rotten day you're having.
TonierShadow 19
*Claps* Miyagee fix, Daniel-san
Ethan_Anonymous 28
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a toilet to the knee
FalloutScrolls 25
You are amazing and should feel amazing.
tiredofwaiting 25
Sounds like you are having a really bad day. Take it easy and stay in bed for the rest of the day.
Shadowpartner 11
"My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee" - for every force there is a equal and opposite reaction
KahlanAmnell22 7
This post made me realise that emergency services must walk in on some really disgusting situations.
Tyguy823 14
Sounds like a bad day
kunjac0945 21
OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.
iAlissa 34
Ugh, what a ******* way to start off of your summer. We can only hope this summer was better! :D
MorkaneBloodrage 16
Hopefully the following summers turned out a lot better.
_minifty 15
This might be the worst (best?) FML I've come across on this website. Fyl OP, that must've sucked.
cchamberlin1 13
Glad to hear this wasn't recent and that you've healed up! It's okay, one time I was leaning on the toilet and the hinges came loose and I busted my face on the bath tub. Happens to the best of us.
JebMcdeber 11
Shit, one lost summer is small potatoes. How is your knee doing? Did you fully recover? I tore my meniscus falling down some stairs and the shit still hurts 3 years later.