Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I met a really nice couple at a bar. We talked and the conversation eventually drifted towards online dating. I casually commented that hooking up through the internet was sad and pathetic. Turns out they met on Myspace. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
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Top comments
DarkKnyte 0
Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/
jonnymohio 2
You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.
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Comments (104)
Dopeyrox 0
YDI for saying main man
perdix 31
I think the use of the possessive pronoun "my" should make you happy . . . you stupid ho. Also, since he referred to you as a garden implement, he doesn't think you are a ho (*****).
FMLydiLOL 0
You're awesome
TheDaveCA 1
YDI for dating a "man" who uses MySpace
Ketsuhime 0
I think it's cute :)
jay_man33 0
That's what you get for dating a guy who still uses Myspace!
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you know, people complaining about him using myspace are sad, sad creatures
Chichikov 0
stop dating losers
Dynoblaze 1
Not even bottom bitch...
xoxcinderellaxox 0
u should do the same thing "hanging with my bitch."
Relentless113 0
lol @30... southpark rofl
mcguyver98 0
move on and dump the prick!