Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, after being played like Playstation 5 by so many girls, I decided to give a chance to the girl who used to be my best friend and who I turned down. I went on Facebook to hit her up. First thing I see on my feed is her engagement photos. FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
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Marmarfarfar 25
She is very sure of herself...
Antares_01 9
Shoulda just showed her up and went like "what date?.. I just wanted to know more about (her friend). Who said anything about asking you out?"
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Comments (118)
jc10x 8
Ydi for using facebook
joefrazier 20
What a bitch.
iAlissa 34
Stereotyping. Forget her OP! Not worth your time.
kumonsucks 7
Why do some woman think all guys are the same
3rdbass 9
Because it's just one person thinking that.
maosquare 18
The irony in 15's statement is that in complaining about how women should not stereotype men, he is generalising all women.
Noxialis 10
#62 - Except it quite clearly says 'some' women. I know, I know, reading is hard.
JACKxRAWR 22
#15 I CAN TYPING.
pedinhuh 23
She just saved you the trouble. She probally got dumped and thinks that every guy in the planet is the same asshole and all... It's just not worth your time, OP.
katties 27
Or too many guys send her messages wanting to be "more than a friend" and she's tired of if.
miasaur 11
sounds a bit full of herself, sorry mate
TheYoshiMan 12
You've seen your own pic, right?
Dthnte 15
..and you've seen yours, right?
TheJester12 15
" bitch please, you ugly anyways. "
HeadlessSparrow 20
Prove her wrong and ask her out in the 6th message time!
LeCielNousAide 7
She probably said that because unless a guy is gay, let's face it: most guys aren't looking to be "just friends" with someone of the opposite sex. I've been duped many times just trying to be friends with a guy (not wanting anything more) and then getting blindsided by a confession to liking me. A girl does not always want romance just because she's being friendly, and being a girl's friend just to worm your way in and ask her out is dumb too. I can see where the girl is coming from, but she was harsh.
Freethaawave 19
Yup! But I don't really think it was harsh, just because it was on the internet. Even if he knows her in real life, I doubt he was just trying to make friends, otherwise he wouldn't be writing an FML after she called him out on trying to ask her out.
crammer1 6
I would have to agree. I've had several guys tell me they wanted to be friends and then got the cold shoulder if I started dating someone. She might not be full of herself like all these other commenters suggest. She might just be tired of disingenuous attention. Not all girls who are pretty are "full of themselves." However, when they state the obvious they are an automatic bitch. When they decide to be friends with a guy and then reject him when he makes a move, they are a *****. We girls must remember to be pretty, skinny, and most of all Have a low self-esteem. But really, she probably said this because she has never met a guy who just wanted to be "friends."
ygdrassil 17
You make it sound so particular to pretty girls that they can't expect honesty or display a high self-esteem, but people who say mean but honest things are rude and people with a very high self-esteem are cocky. This girl appears to be both.
Zebediabolical 45
Friend zoned befeore you could even ask her out! Sounds familiar, OP!
perdix 31
#27, sounds like he didn't even make the Friend Zone, it was an outright rejection!
3rdbass 9
Perdix, being Friend Zoned IS rejection.
perdix 31
#36, it's rejection of the sexual component of a relationship, but it allows for a platonic friendship to exist. Of course, I'm taking the term Friend Zone literally. If it just a euphemism for "leave me the **** alone," I stand corrected.
3rdbass 9
Let's be real, how many women do you know actually take the time to follow through on te whole "let's be friends" statement? Let's be friends is a safer way of saying no but in reality you'll never hear from that person again.
perdix 31
#47, about 18.6% of the time. Yes, it's a low number, but it's not zero. Was that a rhetorical question?