Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, I invited a friend that I hadn't seen a few years to a baseball game because I knew they're big baseball fans. They ended up trauma dumping on me for two hours.. FML
Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML
Today, I called out of work, making an elaborate claim my wife was sick, and that I HAD to stay home to take care of her, because I have never played hooky from work before. That afternoon, at a minor league hockey game as I'm buying a hotdog with my wife, my boss from behind me asked, "How's the fam?" FML
Today, my dad was given 2 VIP tickets to see my favourite band in concert next week. You can now find them on eBay. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
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kimaniv 0
Take your brother to the game
Luckster 0
umm....wow...that's a bit messed up. You were thinking of him and he calls you selfish for it?
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Comments (181)
foolsangel 4
#5- Someone gets tickets and wants to take their dad, and they're being selfish? I'm sorry, but the dad is the selfish one here and has a self-entitlement problem. He's not the one who got the tickets, he doesn't get to choose what his son does with him.
aback 5
Take your brother, unless you have a girlfriend.
AnneFTW 17
Your Dad's an ass. Find someone else to take. He doesn't deserve to go. & you were NOT being selfish.
Sjolie 0
"Hey Dad! I scored two prime tickets to the morgue. You should take my brother."
nerdtastic 0
#14, epic win
isaiaha11 2
WIN!!!!!
Demon_Squirtle 0
How ungrateful of him...=/
mixedcalibaby 0
What an ass!! FYL for having an insensitive and selfish dad. If I were you I'd go with a friend, or go alone and sell the other ticket. I wouldn't give his moocher ass anything!!
liveitlearnit 0
Who in the world would think that if your son calls up with two tickets, he plans to give you both? Your father's logic makes no sense.
TheZephyrSon 3
Wow...that sucks...And #5, I doubt that if you won really nice tickets to something you really wanted to go to, you wouldn't give your ticket away. OP, take someone who won't be an asshole.
gingerkidd369 0
dont you just hate parents sometimes lmao
Julle_fml 0
Obviously you were not being selfish :) Your dad was the selfish one.