Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was icing an injured foot with a frozen water bottle as the doctor directed me. When I was done, I picked the bottle up and immediately dropped it on the same injured foot, which is now swollen and bruised. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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perdix 31
So how far did you kick it? Don't leave us hanging! We don't give a shit about your stupid foot. We want to know how far that thing went!
redxapplexoxo 0
Because it's so much fun to kick a gallon of water for no reason.
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Comments (91)
Sekococo 0
you know op what would be even funnier play russian ruolette(excuse if i mispell) with your self :)
dochoc_fml 0
You're a waste of oxygen
swagchamp 0
winning^
RuralNinja 0
What do you mean you thought it was water? You knew it was water after you kicked it, it was just in a frozen form.
polico_wolf 0
dont try to be clever, he said it was frozen solid, it never said in the FML that it wasnt water.
charlottewhit09 0
yes but frozen water weighs the exact same as liquid form...a gallon of water is a gallon of water...it doesn't magically double weight or something. the guy was a dumbass regardless.
TheGuyOverThere 0
*Science lesson* Water, like any other material, expands and contracts with temperature changes. A gallon is a unit of volume, but two one-gallon jugs of water could have differing weights. A warm one would generally weigh less, as the molecules are more spaced apart and therefore fewer would fit in your gallon container. Think of a gallon of ice and a gallon of steam (water in gas form). The steam woul be a lot lighter. Incidentally, water is strange as its density is highest at 4`C (at that point you gallon is heaviest). *class dismissed*
hbgoddard 0
*Science Lesson* Water expands when frozen, unlike most materials. For that reason, it would way more in liquid form as the molecules are packed tighter.
thevoiceoftruth 0
Science lesson: Scenario: You have a gallon jug of water sealed in a container where no water escapes or is added. It weighs x pounds. You freeze it... it still weighs x pounds. You boil it until its all in the gas phase.... it still weighs x pounds (assuming the container doesn't burst from the pressure). Changing the state of the molecules does not change the number of molecules, and therefore it doesn't change the weight. If you bought a 1 gallon jug of water vapour (at standard temperature and pressure), sure it would weigh a different amount than both a 1 gallon jug of ice and 1 gallon jug of water. But you bought a 1 gallon jug of water, "then" changed its phase. The amount of material inside will be the same in all cases.
Maverick5762 0
YDI Because you tried kicking a gallon of water? You could just as easily mess yourself up from that, you tard... Just go headbutt a brick wall. See how far you can make it go.
haha_goodone 3
True, but Ice is a hell of a lot harder than water. At least if it was liquid it would have cushioned the blow.
charlottewhit09 0
I don't know what "class" or "lesson" you heard that in...just to give you a correct lesson, here's a stupid-proof link: http://antoine.frostburg.edu/chem/senese/101/measurement/faq/does-ice-weigh-more-than-water.shtml
FortuneFaded 0
You tried to kick a jug of water? Oh the kids of today...
Araelius 0
I'll say...especially if the idiot decided to kick the jug at the base, it would have flipped back and they would have spilled a gallon of water on themselves....
liuken 3
So...how far did it go?
blastvortex 4
That means it's time to quit snortin' glue and eating paint chips, bud.
H_Elizabeth_07 0
dumbass
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
I would hav done something like that lol
FML191919 3
Speechless........,,,....
saladgirl123 0
lmfao.