Eric
Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Z
United Kingdom
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
Forgotten
United States
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Anonymous
What the…?
Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML
anon
Aberdeen, United Kingdom
They tried to make me go to rehab…
Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
This time it's personal
Today, I am completely mortified. At my father-in-law's funeral, my husband put a bottle of beer on the coffin and announced to the room his dad was such a tight-fisted sod, it was the first drink he’d ever had on him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Bored
Today, my alcoholic dad finally came to see to my last dance recital after years of never showing up to watch me. He got kicked out of the audience for snoring too loud. I could hear him from the stage. FML
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blaine72 0
haha first time I read this I saw the word 'hugging'. personally I prefer that version of it.
m0tl3ycru3 0
getting hammered before AA, oh what a great idea.
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enonymous 9
He was stopping someone else from falling off the wagon. he took the bullet instead. silver bullet that is. he should get a purple heart
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Mother of god.
mandypandypants 4
^ Agreed. The mans a saint in my eyes.
Livinia 11
That's just a bit ironic.
SirEBC 7
Nah, not at all.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Winning! Oh wait.....
dreamering 16
That's exactly the reason he is Anonymous. Otherwise he would drink in the living room watching TV.
killface93 0
talking deserves a beer brake
sixfoot2 0
you mean-break...
thaney18 0
dizzam that's messed up lol
SpectSelf 0
tour dad is a true hero
DuRpY 5
correction: tour dad is a yew hero
CrackerJack127 3
FAIL. :P
gruvychild 17
Do as I say, not as I do! Sounds like he's as mixed up as I was when I celebrated my one year mark of not drinking by having a beer! It's like hitting yourself in the head with a hammer when you've got a headache or waking up to take a sleeping pill!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Weird place to have an AA meeting..
redbluegreen 41
The desperate can't be choosers. If you see a van giving out free candy or a stranger offering drugs, by golly, take it!
plebeianFelix 5
any port in a storm.