Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
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Top comments
trulyinsane 0
self pitying mood = instant YDI
Bardock 0
You asked for it.
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Comments (115)
epicwinmaster 0
at my school, you couldve gotten away with calling her a ****. lol ive had a chair thrown at me in class and the teacher didnt even notice. ahh middle school. good times.
yourfavoritemofo 0
Well it's true, we do hate you
catriona_cd 0
hahahahaha yeah you deserved that. now move south where you will fit in
musicangel_fml 0
shut up this happens all then time. not an fml
AClkwrkStarfish 0
Eh, I would have said that too just because.
athos1237 4
YDI for being a drama queen. I hate you now too. Happy?
wellinever 5
Tell the world. Now we all hate you too. Humans have a backbone you know. Use yours.
jayjay777 0
Have you heard of this one word, it's a wonderful word. It's called: SARCASM, definition: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. If anything, she was trying to make you happier with the funny comment. I kinda laughed when I read this. Anyway, study in the ways of sarcasm, then a whole new world will be open to you. YDI because you take things to seriously.
TheKitsune 0
Anybody that uses that statement automatically inspires hatred and animosity in those surrounding them. Maybe you should try not sucking at life you little emo shit?
dayrin7 4
Sorry, but you deserved it. People who try to make people feel sorry for them..actually make them self look pathetic and annoying and that my friend can make people actaully hate you.