Today, I replaced my dating apps with food apps cause at least someone will show up after I use the food apps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Today, I deleted all of my dating apps because apparently something is wrong with me. I've been on 20 different dates this year and nothing has come out of it. I feel like I have the plague and no one wants to be near me. FML
Today, I tried signing into one of my many food apps. After three hours, forty five minutes, and several emails with tech support, I realized that I had mixed up the emails I use for my Amazon and food accounts. FML
Today, after 4 years of being single, I decided to go back to the dating scene. I downloaded Tinder. My matches run for the hills as soon as I show them a full body pic of myself. One guy even told me to delete the app from my phone, because if “guys wanted to go whaling, they’d go out to sea.” FML
Today, just like the past 2 weeks, I'm so broke that I only got to eat dinner because I went on a first date with a guy from Tinder. FML
Today, it's been a day since I've went on a date with a girl I liked. She didn't contact me back, so I presumed that she wasn't interested. I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, and felt very excited. It was a McDonald's app notification. FML
Today, I realized that every other targeted ad I see is for some sort of dating app. I've been single on and off for 5 years now, and it's starting to get to me. FML
Today, I've been single for a couple of months. The last time I was single, Tinder and dating apps didn't exist. After figuring out how to be successful with those and setting up several dates, I've already had 3 date cancellations for this week because of the coronavirus. It's going to be a long couple of months. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
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False_Stupidity 42
I'm curious now, which food app makes people show up?
framaram 9
Someone hot and ready quickly turned into something hot and ready. Been there, done that. Chin up op :)
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Comments (21)
PikarooArtist 17
Daw, that's okay at least food won't go behind your back and break your heart.
kutkutkut 8
oh now that is desperate. Maybe it's the food that prevents them from showing up to you.
fyreangel 6
Wow of all the ones u submitted this isthe oneto get posted lol. So to explain a little I had two apps I was using to meet people. The people I was talking to all kept ghosting on me so I gave up and deleted them. Later that day my family decided to order in instead of cooking for a change and couldn't decide what we all wanted. so I downloaded two apps and told them what was on them so we could all decide. The thought occurred to me as I was ordering that I just replaced dating with food. I thought it was funny lol