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Miss Freaky Muzic, The Beautiful Landscape of Muzicfreak 33 years-old In a relationship

Madeline Lee 9 April 2012, 21:34 Pessac, France 🌶️ Spicy

Good one, thanks

Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying, "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML

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gottalovefriends 23 April 2012, 04:04 Atkinson, United States

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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