Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a man who lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I saw who sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope for you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Missing the point 101
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Flattery will get you nowhere
Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML
Mukbang
Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
Family ain't all it's cracked up to be
Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Harsh words
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
I think someone is in denial about their weight
p00p0ster0us 0
Another FML without supporting information. How should we react? How much do you weigh? Has it been a topic of conversation in the house?
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Comments (97)
diabetic_rage 0
I clicked both FYL and YDI. FYL for getting that, but you kinda deserve it if you are truly obese.
Mwar1337 0
If it's the story about the 650lb virgin, there was actually a pretty good special on TLC (I think) about him. So yea there still is hope, but in context FYL.
jessxoxo28 5
omg, that thing was going on TLC, about the guy who lost 650 pound, LOL!!!!
RainbowCookie 0
OP: FYL. And I cannot say YDI, cus I've never seen you so I don't know if you are fat, or skinny.
heythererebeccaa 0
i think you should stop sitting at the computer on fmylife.com and go loose weight fatty
skullbuster 0
Ok - shit like that is rarely helpful. I would just send Mom a reply back that says: Thanks Mom, I love you too! But don't worry, this isn't exactly the same thing since this guy was a 650lb virgin and I get laid almost every night!!
mcdys 0
She probably was joking
Nacirema20 0
awww... thats really mean!!! ur mom is a bitch!!! FYL.
crookedteeth 0
650 pounds is a lot... ouch?
fallenarchangel 0
Maybe there is still hope.....