Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
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jasonsexcema 3
your principal's window. are you SURE you're not bart simpson?
Vacant 7
The thing is, especially with that information on it, who WOULD throw their own bike through the principal's window? So I don't think you have anything to worry about, OP.
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lifeinhd 3
Just tell him you lost control a bit. I'm sure he'll understand.
xxBAMFxx 0
****...
Eashag 3
Dude, I think you're missing the point. The bike had HIS name on it and it had been THROWN through the principals window, it's not as if the principal had stolen it.
Glam_fml 0
I'm assuming the OP was at some sort of school, since those are the only places that have principals. Which would then mean they lived 3 miles from the school that they attended. Yes, it is a poorly written FML, but I didn't think it was THAT hard to figure out...
RatIsKing 0
oh wow, that sucks so bad. hopefully your principal will be understanding, although I doubt that will happen
shelboo_fml 0
Jeeze.. Some people have such a low self-esteem that they feel the need to find ANY flaw, even a COMMON flaw, to poke at. -Spelling- Stop being such a downer and go find someone to give you a pity hug. As for the fml, the kid could talk his way out of it, because who WOULD be so stupid to do that? Unless the kid has a record of doing stupid shit like this of course. Someone clearly hates his guts.
jSOPURE 3
This FML reminds me of an old tire commercial. Sorry. =(
kk611 0
Doesn't sound like an FML to me. Actually it looks like everything was fine. The bike was found, and it did some good while it was missing.
averagexbecca 0
They live 3 miles from something - it obviously doesn't matter what - and on this 3 mile walk they passed their principal's house. They didn't have to go inside the house to see it, or look through the window; probably the cops had been called and the bike was out in the driveway in plain view. Happy? It's terribly written; big deal, get over it.
Amkii 0
'WHOSE,' OP, 'WHOSE.'