Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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Top comments
expertsmilee 26
No picture = a hopefully gorgeous person in their minds
MsConfusedd 27
That's because they think you're mysterious without a picture? Maybe use a different picture. Shoulders back, big smile, good lighting, some photos just aren't flattering
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Comments (96)
perdix 31
You should try a dating site where the currency is your personality and your sense of humor and not your looks which may range from plain to hideous. Hint: such a site doesn't ostensibly claim to be a dating site and is camouflaged as something else. ;)
kpc2424 13
I wonder if such a site can be described via an acronym?
perdix 31
#54, it's Find* Mental Ladies. *the veterans around here use a different f-word.
feelingold 18
shit perdix, you actually get dates out of this jibber jabber??
snegma 16
Everyone loves a good duckface selfie.....
xXNerrrdXx 16
its just curiousty dw lol
FML_Whale 18
Sorry that not everybody has beautiful genetics.
amifaiyaz 12
It's time you took a better picture, op.
joleigh 6
It might depend on the time you went without a picture and how recently you put it up. Don't worry OP just use a different picture if you have to!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That's probably because they thought you had a picture hidden somewhere on your profile, so they were digging deeper to find it. :p
AestheticGuy 21
Online dating lol? You deserve it. Get to gym, get fit, get a tan, shave your beard, take off your glasses and wear contacts, and move out of your mothers basement. And wear designer clothes. Then go out somewhere with friends and meet a female ffs. This is what normal people do
squideth 18
And I suppose you're "normal"? Pffhahahaaa get over yourself kiddo.
kpc2424 13
Story of my life!
Ultimawolf25 19
I'm sorry to hear that OP! But don't give up, there is someone out there for you!
ultra_notorious 26
that's one of the worst things to say to someone looking.