Today, I realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML
Today, I had to quit my dream job, due to an injury I received at work over two months ago not fully healing. Not only do I really need the money, I’ll never find something I love doing so much, or a better group of coworkers. FML
Today, I have to choose between getting a new job and losing my health insurance as a result, or staying unemployed and being evicted. Did I mention that I am unemployed due to severely breaking my leg with no legal recourse? FML
Today, I fell down my backyard steps at my own housewarming party, ended up breaking my ankle, and am now non-weight bearing for 10 weeks. I'm supposed to start a new job tomorrow, where I'm always on my feet. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I realized that I needed a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, after working two jobs and saving constantly this year all for a month-long solo vacation traveling to 7 countries, I arrived in first one. Within three hours I fell and broke my foot, forcing me to come home in fear of needing surgery. FML
Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML
Today, I seriously considered stepping in front of a car so that I could miss a few days of work. FML
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
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Top comments
dying_to_know 25
Sounds like me with my math teacher... I feel your pain.
bigdfootball97 24
Taking "break a leg" to a whole new level…
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Comments (48)
1039583 10
I totally understand!!
Omniprism 15
I can relate to this.
ohSNAPyall 27
But you'd have to come into work the next day, and you'd still have a broken leg.
SeriousJoker72 18
I feel your pain
guitar93cd 8
Just call in saying you can't come into work "I fractured my motivation". Gets em' every-time!
faithhaylee 11
I've had this thought too many times.
Sinclair935 5
Hi, you must be in the army... lol
cmo333 10
"A day"
RedHeadRedNeck 0
Thank god I'm not the only one!!! ?? I contemplate this daily! I feel your pain!
aliciavanham 13
If you're that unhappy, maybe time to get a new job. Or come up with a plan to break your bosses leg:p